The best trick I learned was when a priest came to me when…

The attempt to develop a sense of humor and to see things in a humorous light is some kind of a trick learned while…

— Anonymous

It is better the truth should come little by little. I have learned that, being a priest. Perhaps, in the old days, they ate…

— Stephen Vincent Benet

Hands, matches, an ashtray. A ritual beautiful and bitter.

— Anna Akhmatova

I became an altar boy because of the solemn face, but I got thrown out at fourteen for laughing. Because the priest used to…

— Elvis Costello

To see a priest making his meditation before Mass does more for an altar boy's vocation than a thousand pieces of inspirational literature.

— Fulton J. Sheen

I was an altar boy as a kid. And the answer is no.

— Mike Birbiglia

I was, not an altar boy, but a reader of the Epistle, and I walked in on a nun and a priest furiously French…

— George Saunders

The church has historically been very slow to embrace technology. Until very recently, their idea of a laptop was an altar boy.

— Bill Maher

I was an altar boy in the Roman Catholic Church and no priest ever laid a hand on me. That's me, always the bridesmaid.

— Dana Gould

I'm 84 years old. Don't let the altar-boy face fool you.

— Johnny Kelly

I was brought up a Catholic and was an altar boy.

— Chris Ofili

I was an altar boy. My mother wanted me to be a priest. I am very Christian and Catholic... I'm very faithful.

— Hugo Chavez

I was an altar boy, which I loved and am very proud of. It was strict, but also really nice.

— Michael Keaton

I was an altar boy and a choir member.

— Cheech Marin

I'm a lapsed altar boy.

— Guillermo del Toro