I'm 84 years old. Don't let the altar-boy face fool you.

I was an altar boy as a kid. And the answer is no.

— Mike Birbiglia

I was an altar boy in the Roman Catholic Church and no priest ever laid a hand on me. That's me, always the bridesmaid.

— Dana Gould

The church has historically been very slow to embrace technology. Until very recently, their idea of a laptop was an altar boy.

— Bill Maher

To see a priest making his meditation before Mass does more for an altar boy's vocation than a thousand pieces of inspirational literature.

— Fulton J. Sheen

I became an altar boy because of the solemn face, but I got thrown out at fourteen for laughing. Because the priest used to…

— Elvis Costello

I was, not an altar boy, but a reader of the Epistle, and I walked in on a nun and a priest furiously French…

— George Saunders

The best trick I learned was when a priest came to me when I was an altar boy and said, "Always, when you make…

— Ragnar Kjartansson

Waiting for your crush to lkke you back: Its been 84 years…

— Anonymous

I say personally because I am 84 years old, and [Barack Obama's] is the first administration that has scared me in terms of my lifespan.

— Nat Hentoff

[My mom] is someone who just has boundless energy. I think she's about 84 years young right now.

— Mike Pence

Dont let the pretty face fool you, I roll like a BO$$

— Lisha

“A narcissist, even in pretty packaging, was still a self-serving bastard, the pretty face might fool for a moment, but the ugly truth deep…

— V. Theia

“We found one another because I'm a fool for a beautiful face, and you're a fool for beautiful words.”

— Brandon Gene Petit

Any woman who counts on her face is a fool.

— Zadie Smith

I'm a lapsed altar boy.

— Guillermo del Toro