Write like you sneeze- not like you yawn.

“But a sigh is not (like a yawn) infectious; and we are all more prone to be sent to sleep than to sorrow by…

— R.D. Blackmore

A sneeze is like a little orgasm. Sometimes it helps to close your eyes and think about your twitter crush.

— Nikhil Saluja

“I collect sounds. I store most of them in my ears, but some, like the sneeze, I store in my nose. If you wear…

— Jarod Kintz

An orgasm is just a reflex, like a sneeze.

— Ruth Westheimer

He does this on purpose," Stephanie's mother said as they sat in the car, seat belts on and ready to go. They watched him…

— Derek Landy

“For her, an orgasm felt more like a sneeze, certainly not the earthquake her friends described, and nowhere close to the shrieks of pleasure…

— Cherise Sinclair

And sometimes I sit down to write, because that is what I like to do more and more in the future.

— Jonathan Brandis

A yawn is a silent shout.

— Gilbert K. Chesterton

“I was poised, fo­cused, and alert. Two hours lat­er, I was bored, sleepy, and yawn­ing.”

— Storm Grant

“I think the best time to launch an assault on a city would be not only in the middle of the night, but also…

— Jarod Kintz

“He yawned like a black bear coming out of hibernation.”

— Dennis Vickers

“If you don't feel drowsy after lunch and don't yawn in the office, you're not a perfect employee!”

— Himmilicious

“I'm exhausted when I get home, even though the school day was the equivalent of a seven-hour yawn without Galen or Chloe.”

— Anna Banks

“This bed yawns beneath the weight of our absent selves.”

— Maya Angelou

“I'd rather have people hiss than yawn.”

— James Dean