Crawfish have ding dongs and vaginas.

Crawfish have ding dongs and vaginas. -Phil

— Duck Dynasty

When I was six all I could think about was ding-dongs and yo-yos.

— Aaron Paul

“Nobody touches my ding dongs!”

— Ray S. Jones

Frank stared at her. "But you throw Ding Dongs at monsters." Iris looked horrified. "Oh, they're not Ding Dongs." She rummaged under the counter…

— Rick Riordan

I live in Connecticut, but eventually I'd like to move back to New Orleans. I grew up there; the pace is a bit slower.…

— Harry Connick, Jr

Boiled crawfish is not everybody's fan favorite, but usually when I make it, it becomes a fan favorite. My mom likes it. My grandmother…

— Jalen Hurts

She taught me everything I knew about crawfish and kissing and pink wine and poetry. She made me different.

— John Green

I was a typical farm boy. I liked the farm. I enjoyed the things that you do on a farm, go down to the…

— Sam Donaldson

I like to eat crawfish and drink beer. That's despair?

— Walker Percy

The lakes in Washington State give us tons of crawfish.

— Tom Douglas

Only in Texas can mesquite have its own festival, then there's a crawfish festival, a festival for strawberries, everything has its own festival, with…

— Kevin Fowler

Vocal chords look like alien vaginas.

— Ariana Grande

I don’t think men have time to be funny because they have to make all of our rules about what we can do with…

— Jenny Slate

“Ô, the wine of a woman from heaven is sent, more perfect than all that a man can invent.”

— Roman Payne

“Picture-perfect, state-of-the-art vaginas lengthened using sections of colon, self-cleaning and lubricated with its own mucosa. Sensate clitorises made by cropping and rerouting bits of…

— Chuck Palahniuk