I know why old people are so wrinkley, it's because they…

You know there's an old african proverb that i made up: "If you want to go quickly, go alone. If you want to go…

— Al Gore

You know you are old when you discover that your children are learning in history class what you studied in current events.

— Vikrant Parsai

If You Didn't Know Who The Old Me Was, You Won't Understand The Ways Of The New Me

— Abdul

Let us never know what old age is. Let us know the happiness time brings, not count the years.

— Ausonius

“You know, old books are a big problem for us. Old knowledge in general. We call it OK. Old knowledge, OK. Did you know…

— Robin Sloan

“How old would you be if you didn’t know how old you are? Satchel Paige”

— Jamie Moyer

You know you're old when your family talk about you in front of you. What are we going to do with Pop? We have…

— Rodney Dangerfield

“When you're young you think you know it all, when you're old you wish you could remember it all.”

— T.A. Uner

You know you're old when your walker has an airbag.

— Phyllis Diller

“Never forget I am old,” she said. “What does that mean, Mummy-ji?” “Didn’t you know? Old is gold, na.”

— Tarquin Hall

“It's old. Really old. Is that a technical term? Yeah, it's technical. Translation: I don't know how old it is, but it's really fucking…

— Alex Adams

If you want to know how old you look, just walk into a French cafe. It's like a public referendum on your face.

— Pamela Druckerman

But do you know how old I will be by the time I learn to really play the piano / act / paint /…

— Julia Cameron

You know you're old when the president is younger than you.

— Steve Kangas

If you want to know how old a woman is . . . ask her sister-in-law.

— E. W. Howe