I had never seen a photo of a naked woman before—only…

A naked woman in heels is a beautiful thing. A naked man in shoes looks like a fool.

— Christian Louboutin

“A tall, thin, middle-aged man with a long, gray Jovian beard stood outside the Hermitage Museum with an expression of absolute shattered regret. Tatiana…

— Paullina Simons

“Hermitage,’ Wat sounded impressed. ‘You’re getting irritated, just like normal people. Well done.”

— Howard of Warwick

“I own a crevice stuffed with moss and a couch of lemming fur; I sit and listen to the music of water dripping on…

— John A. Haines

“He glanced over to the stage, where a nearly naked woman gyrated lifelessly around the pole. She could’ve been cleaning toilets for all the…

— Joanna Wylde

“What's wrong? Is this your first time seeing a naked woman?”

— Nozomu Tamaki

“There’s a naked woman on the phone for you,” Orafoura said.
”Have my clone get it,” I said. “I’m having a conversation with a fax…

— Jarod Kintz

There is nothing more powerful in the world than a naked woman.

— Anonymous

The weird thing about old Playboys is knowing that the naked woman is now an old lady. I said weird. I didn't say bad.

— Dana Gould

“Oh hell. A warm, lush, naked woman coming on to him? Nothing in the military had prepared him for an onslaught like this. The…

— Maya Banks

“I’d never argue with a naked woman.”

— Sylvain Reynard

Poetry is a naked woman, a naked man, and the distance between them.

— Lawrence Ferlinghetti

“When a woman is in front of a guy, naked, they're not thinking about whether her ass is big or whether she looks like…

— T. Gephart

“It is a capital insult in this country not to make love to a naked woman, even if she is related to you.”

— Gary Shteyngart

You’re far more likely to see a naked woman than a naked man. It’s only [seen as] rude because the rest of television is…

— Russell T Davies