Alimony: bounty after the mutiny.

Alimony - the ransom that the happy pay to the devil.

— H. L. Mencken

Alimony is like buying oats for a dead horse.

— Arthur Baer

L.A. ispolluted. It's overpopulated. But it is very much home. It was inevitable for me, the moving back. I was living in San Francisco,…

— James Ellroy

I know a lot of writers who would much rather be writing the Great American Novel, but they've got bills to pay and alimony,…

— Eric Stoltz

“On alimony: "Why should it be your ex's responsibility to give you a lifestyle that you yourself cannot afford?”

— emma johnson

My mother didn't feel sorry for herself, she was left with no child support, no alimony at a very young age, with a child…

— Kellyanne Conway

My compulsion to always be working has become less strong and my current business is purely down to this enormous alimony. If I wasn't…

— John Cleese

I'm paying the third highest alimony and child support in the world. And the only two ahead of me are sheiks.

— Burt Reynolds

“We have FCC, abandoned alimony payments, assault and battery, Homeland Security escalation, and that's before we invite the IRS to take a walk on…

— Ken Goldstein

Bigamy is one way of avoiding the painful publicity of divorce and the expense of alimony.

— Oliver Herford

Let me be serious: divorce is a sacred institution between a man and a woman who hate each other. God wanted Adam to pay…

— Lewis Black

People go to restaurants for so many different reasons. To court a girl, to make some deal. Maybe to talk to some lawyer about…

— Gay Talese

Most men don't realize their wife's worth till a judge decides the alimony amount

— Anonymous

We're all divorced from reality; the only question is whether you're paying alimony or receiving it.

— John Alejandro King Aka The Covert Comic

There are so many varieties of films. You've got the jet-lagged films, where you fly to Bulgaria or wherever and get off the plane,…

— Lance Henriksen