Commas, like nuns, often travel in pairs.

Anyone who finds himself putting down several commas close to one another should reflect that he is making himself disagreeable.

— Henry Watson Fowler

Chicken pot pie sounds like such a good idea. If you add commas.

— Anonymous

“...my war on commas. They are a pestilence. They must be stopped.”

— Charles Krauthammer

“I tried to put the displacement between parenthesis, to put a last period in a long sentence of the sadness of history, personal and…

— Mourid Barghouti

The rule is: don’t use commas like a stupid person. I mean it.

— Lynne Truss

“You mean that's your idea of desire, with all those commas?”

— Michael Palmer

“1) I’m, a, comma, whore. Apparently, I throw them around like confetti. Or glitter. The title of my next book: WHY COMMAS RULE THE…

— Kimberly Derting

Neither death nor wisdom has a full stop. There are only commas-no destinations, only waiting rooms.

— Devdutt Pattanaik

“Commas: commas for everyone!”

— Aaron Hughes

I leave my editor to put the periods and commas in.

— Mick Foley

The commas are the most useful and usable of all the stops. It is highly important to put them in place as you go…

— Lewis Thomas

Now, you lose something in your life, or you come into a conflict, and there's gonna come a time that you're gonna know: There…

— Matthew McConaughey

“Smiles are commas and full stops... and few are those who still know how to put commas and full stops into their words.”

— Malek Haddad

I hate commas in the wrong places.

— Walt Whitman

All that a Pulitzer really does is give the obit writers something to put between the commas after your name.

— Eddie Adams