I leave my editor to put the periods and commas in.

“In the United States, periods and commas go inside the quotation mark. In Britain, they go outside the quotation mark. Squiggly said, “No.” (United…

— Mignon Fogarty

“Smiles are commas and full stops... and few are those who still know how to put commas and full stops into their words.”

— Malek Haddad

Now, you lose something in your life, or you come into a conflict, and there's gonna come a time that you're gonna know: There…

— Matthew McConaughey

The commas are the most useful and usable of all the stops. It is highly important to put them in place as you go…

— Lewis Thomas

“Commas: commas for everyone!”

— Aaron Hughes

Neither death nor wisdom has a full stop. There are only commas-no destinations, only waiting rooms.

— Devdutt Pattanaik

“1) I’m, a, comma, whore. Apparently, I throw them around like confetti. Or glitter. The title of my next book: WHY COMMAS RULE THE…

— Kimberly Derting

Commas, like nuns, often travel in pairs.

— Mary Norris

“You mean that's your idea of desire, with all those commas?”

— Michael Palmer

The rule is: don’t use commas like a stupid person. I mean it.

— Lynne Truss

“I tried to put the displacement between parenthesis, to put a last period in a long sentence of the sadness of history, personal and…

— Mourid Barghouti

“...my war on commas. They are a pestilence. They must be stopped.”

— Charles Krauthammer

Chicken pot pie sounds like such a good idea. If you add commas.

— Anonymous

Anyone who finds himself putting down several commas close to one another should reflect that he is making himself disagreeable.

— Henry Watson Fowler

I hate commas in the wrong places.

— Walt Whitman