... the English alphabet is pure insanity..., It can…

So you need hardly spell me how every word will be bound over to carry three score and ten toptypsical readings throughout the book…

— James Joyce

“There are exactly thirteen letters in my name, and there are also thirteen letters in the English alphabet. And not only are there thirteen…

— Jarod Kintz

“There are only twenty-six letters in the English alphabet. You would think there would only be so much you could do with twenty-six letters.…

— Colleen Hoover

He used this great, sad, motionless face to suggest various related things: a one-track mind near the track's end of pure insanity; mulish imperturbability…

— James Agee

When teaching your foreign girlfriend the english alphabet,its only fair you start by giving her the d

— Chad Houston

A boy is a long time before he knows his alphabet, longer before he has learned to spell, and perhaps several years before he…

— Monty Roberts

Now when I had mastered the language of this water, and had come to know every trifling feature that bordered the great river as…

— Mark Twain

I respect a man who knows how to spell a word more than one way.

— Mark Twain

I pity the fellow who has to create a dialect or paraphrase the dictionary to get laughs. I can't spell, but I have never…

— Mark Twain

They spell it da Vinci and pronounce it da Vinchy. Foreigners always spell better than they pronounce.

— Mark Twain

You should never trust a man who has only one way to spell a word.

— Mark Twain

The WPA was one of the most productive elements of FDR's alphabet soup of agencies because it put people to work building roads, bridges,…

— Ronald Reagan

I have thought that wild flowers might be the alphabet of angels, — whereby they write on hills and fields mysterious truths, which it…

— Benjamin Franklin

Flowers are the alphabet of angels, whereby they write on the hills and fields mysterious truths.

— Benjamin Franklin

“In American terms, the accomplishment of Genghis Khan might be understood if the United States, instead of being created by a group of educated…

— Jack Weatherford