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“An average English word is four letters and a half. By hard, honest labor I've dug all the large words out of my vocabulary and shaved it down till the average is three and a half... I never write metropolis for seven cents, because I can get the same money for city. I never write policeman…” quote by Mark Twain
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“An average English word is four letters and a half. By hard, honest labor I've dug all the large words out of my vocabulary and shaved it down till the average is three and a half... I never write metropolis for seven cents, because I can get the same money for city. I never write policeman, because I can get the same price for cop… I never write valetudinarian at all, for not even hunger and wretchedness can humble me to the point where I will do a word like that for seven cents; I wouldn't do it for fifteen.”

Mark Twain

About This Quote

This interpretation was drafted with AI assistance. It is one reading of the quote, not the author's own explanation.

The author reduces word length to maximize earnings, highlighting the absurdity of valuing words by cost rather than meaning.

In simple terms: Shorter words earn more money.

Key Takeaway

Value meaning over monetary gain.

Themes

economics language efficiency artistry humor

Mood

witty critical

Type

literary philosophical

When to use this quote

  • writing
  • editing
  • publishing
  • budget constraints

Key Concepts

word length pricing literary craft

Questions to Reflect On

  • Do you prioritize brevity over depth?
  • How does market pressure affect your writing?
A Different Perspective

Focusing on profit can diminish artistic quality.

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