All drinks are free

When you go to a party at somebody's house, don't automatically assume that the drinks are free. Ask, and ask often.

— Jack Handey

. . . Cuz the drinks is on me. The drinks is all free. The b!tches, the hotel, the weed is all free.

— Sam Hayes

There are many times where even I, at certain points in the evening, after a few drinks, can't pronounce my own surname.

— Milla Jovovich

“Drinks were a lot like books, really: it didn’t matter where you were, the contents of a vodka tonic were always more or less…

— Lev Grossman

The problem with this world is, everyone in it is 3 drinks behind.

— Humphrey Bogart

“What about the whiskey?" Jack said as they ran. "Won't it keep them out?" The Green Maidens don't drink anything but blood." Bob's disembodied…

— Lesley Livingston

If she drinks beer, she's a keeper.

— Granger Smith

Steaz has always been one of my favorite drinks.

— Darrelle Revis

I try to stay two drinks ahead of reality and three behind a drunk

— James Crumley

For me, honestly, one of the first movies I did I was always pounding coffee, and I crashed so horribly. So I've kind of…

— Nick Swardson

“Women. Even their drinks are complicated.” He”

— Cindy Sample

For me, a $20 wine that drinks like a $40 wine in terms of complexity and interest is a value, while a $5 wine…

— Deborah Harkness

I'm a big fan of the Irish accent. After a couple of drinks, I start to get a bit of an Irish lilt, too.

— Emily Ratajkowski

I don't worry about chemicals. There are enough chemicals entering my body through all the fizzy drinks I consume to worry if my lip…

— Edie Campbell

Ambition devours gold and drinks blood and climbs so high by other men's heads, that at the length in the fall, it breaks its…

— Thomas Wentworth, 1st Earl of Strafford