I just bonked a werewulf on the noggin. Jeez.

“A Zombie. Okay. Whew. All right.”

— Lili St. Crow

“Why can't I have a normal girlfriend?" he asked the air over his head. "I finally meet someone I like and she turns out…

— Lili St. Crow

“It is our honor," Amelia said, and it was the weirdest thing-it sounded like she really meant it. People don't often say exactly what…

— Lili St. Crow

“The ice," Leon said to thin air over my head, "has now officially broken.”

— Lili St. Crow

“Okay," I began. "You’re too old for me. You’re scary. It’s creepy that you were so all over my mom and now you’re all…

— Lili St. Crow

“People hate it when you call them on jackassery. That's a big fact of human nature: Not a lot of people want to be…

— Lili St. Crow

“If wishes were fishes, even beggars would eat”

— Lili St. Crow

“It's easy to get rid of people, Christophe. All you have to do is rely on them.”

— Lili St. Crow

“And I knew that tone, the pleading, the fear that was sitting like a spiked ball in his chest. He'd been left behind too,…

— Lili St. Crow

“Graves is going to shit a brick over this one.”

— Lili St. Crow

“Discipline allows magic. To be a writer is to be the very best of assassins. You do not sit down and write every day…

— Lili St. Crow

“He peered down at me. “Jesus Christ. You’re leaking.” If by “leaking” he meant “sobbing like a girl,” I guess so.”

— Lili St. Crow

“Give her the goddamn Advil, Dibs. Jesus.”

— Lili St. Crow

“Whoa. Back up. I smell?”

— Lili St. Crow

“Gee, thanks." I couldn't sound more sarcastic, but I was willing to give it a try. My breathing evened out. "What are you here…

— Lili St. Crow