I', a big smoker, I'm a little drinker

“jed is not a smoker but he's smoked. i am not a smoker and i have never smoked”

— David Levithan

Nonsmokers should be banned from buying any product a smoker created.

— Joe Strummer

Growing up, my dad drank a lot of wine, so I got a taste for, and learned how to enjoy it. He spoke a…

— Tom Araya

I'm not much of a beer drinker.

— Ryan Zimmerman

I don't like the word 'alcoholic'. I like to think of myself as an advanced drinker.

— Chelsea Handler

I'm an old fashioned joint smoker ya know.

— Willie Nelson

Unfortunately I'm not a smoker, so cigars have never been a part of my agenda.

— Bobby Sherman

I'd rather date a meat eater than a smoker.

— Matthew Lush

For those, like me, who can't rely on being given a home smoker this Christmas, you can build your own approximation with just a…

— Yotam Ottolenghi

I was a militant smoker, and in my case, I think I particularly used smoking because what I felt was a kind of politically…

— Joe Eszterhas

I'm not really a heavy smoker any more. I only get through two lighters a day now.

— Bill Hicks

I was a smoker for about 20 years.

— Selma Blair

Every smoker has a story, if u tell them smoking kills, may be something is already killing them…

— Anonymous

“Why was he laughing? Did he know that he would survive? No. That's impossible. He realized that he would end his life here. He…

— Captain Smoker

I know most of you American's don't like Smoker's but its a thing in my country and I smoke even when I was a…

— Kyle MacDonald