When someone's got your rear tires off the ground, you…

The tires are called wets, because they're used in the wet. And these tires are called slicks, because they're very slick.

— Murray Walker

Investors have few spare tires left. Think of the image of a car on a bumpy road to an uncertain destination that has already…

— Mohamed El-Erian

The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant, and let the air out of the tires.

— Dorothy Parker

In the old days drivers were fat and tires were skinny.

— Jose Froilan Gonzalez

How much sooner one tires of anything than of a book!

— Jane Austen

Nothing tires a man more than to be grateful all the time.

— E. W. Howe

Have the man at the station put the air in the tires. I did it once myself. Have you ever seen a car with…

— Phyllis Diller

I was in the oil business for a while--gas and oil, check the tires.

— Mike Love

Once the tires start to wear out the better car will prevail eventually. It might take a little bit of time, but eventually it…

— Joey Logano

Overwork tires; underwork wearies.

— Francis Balfour-Browne

God never tires of forgiving us.

— Pope Francis

If it has tires or testicles, you're going to have trouble with it.

— Linda J. Furney

And he's lost both right front tires.

— Murray Walker

If you want to give a man something practical, consider tires. More than once, I would have gladly traded all the gifts I got…

— Dave Barry

People complain that joking about serious subjects is 'making light' of them. Isn't that a good idea? Comedy lets the air out of the…

— Peter Baynham