We’ve become something of a family. A dysfunctional…

Of course, everybody's family is dysfunctional - we've accepted that. What are we supposed to do? Hate our parents for the rest of our…

— Sandra Bernhard

I think every family is dysfunctional, and some manage to control it better than others.

— Viggo Mortensen

Every family is dysfunctional, whether you want to admit it or not.

— Shailene Woodley

“In my family, dysfunctional is just a fancy word to say you’re going to be loved at your best and worst,”

— CeeCee James

“In the parlance of today, our family was dysfunctional (is any family not?) I would never become an angel, or even a saint. Instead…

— Lee Smith

In Limerick, a family that was dysfunctional was one who could afford to drink but didn't.

— Malachy McCourt

In my family, as in all dysfunctional families, instead of parents who act as strong and nurturing role models for their children, you get…

— John Bradshaw

“Each dysfunctional family is dysfunctional in its own way.”

— Michael C. Perkins

Maybe every family is dysfunctional, and that's the only thing in common throughout the world.

— Julie Delpy

Every family is dysfunctional.

— Andy Garcia

I came from a dysfunctional family - very dysfunctional. And my father used to find great humor in throwing me down the stairs.

— Bob Beckel

“My family may be dysfunctional, but I think it’s pretty functional in its dysfunction.”

— Amanda Torrey

Everybody's family is dysfunctional.

— Eddie Griffin

“A fucked-up family's a fucked-up family, whether or not werewolves are involved.”

— Carrie Vaughn

“So. Now you know the worst thing I have ever done. I fucked my own family's dinner.”

— Philip Roth