Everybody's family is dysfunctional.

Of course, everybody's family is dysfunctional - we've accepted that. What are we supposed to do? Hate our parents for the rest of our…

— Sandra Bernhard

I think every family is dysfunctional, and some manage to control it better than others.

— Viggo Mortensen

“In the parlance of today, our family was dysfunctional (is any family not?) I would never become an angel, or even a saint. Instead…

— Lee Smith

In Limerick, a family that was dysfunctional was one who could afford to drink but didn't.

— Malachy McCourt

In my family, as in all dysfunctional families, instead of parents who act as strong and nurturing role models for their children, you get…

— John Bradshaw

“Each dysfunctional family is dysfunctional in its own way.”

— Michael C. Perkins

Every family is dysfunctional, whether you want to admit it or not.

— Shailene Woodley

Maybe every family is dysfunctional, and that's the only thing in common throughout the world.

— Julie Delpy

Every family is dysfunctional.

— Andy Garcia

“We’ve become something of a family. A dysfunctional, fucked up family.”

— Krista Ritchie

I came from a dysfunctional family - very dysfunctional. And my father used to find great humor in throwing me down the stairs.

— Bob Beckel

“My family may be dysfunctional, but I think it’s pretty functional in its dysfunction.”

— Amanda Torrey

“In my family, dysfunctional is just a fancy word to say you’re going to be loved at your best and worst,”

— CeeCee James

There are no 'Leave It to Beaver' families. Everybody's family's got that one nut that comes to the family reunion and you're like, OK,…

— Eddie Griffin

I grew up in an era where the record companies just sold records to everybody, and the whole family bought songs.

— Tony Bennett