I'm not for the parties. I'm for Texas.

From Texas to New Hampshire and everywhere in between, we know that support for policies such as expanded background checks continue to be popular…

— Gabrielle Giffords

I just want Texas to be number one in something other than executions, toll roads and property taxes.

— Kinky Friedman

I want to be governor [of Texas] because I need the closet space.

— Kinky Friedman

I can't give parties. It's so hard. When I want to call somebody up for dinner they think I'm using them or something. I…

— Andy Warhol

Parties are organised happiness but happiness is accidental. You can't legislate for it.

— Dennis Skinner

Parties are intended to be celebrations, and celebrations should be only for those who have something to celebrate.

— Ayn Rand

The system [in U.S.] is designed for a two-party system. And those two parties have an interest in keeping third parties out. There's too…

— Michael Bloomberg

a lady could do, so I was told, just about nothing that she might want to do except attend all parties.

— Evalyn Walsh McLean

“I hate parties. And a wedding is the biggest party of all. All the guests arrived and Orpheus is taking a shower. He's always…

— Sarah Ruhl

Class clowns are never allowed to date anybody decent, but you don't get beaten up, you're invited to parties, and everybody likes you.

— Dan Harmon

Political parties exist to get bums on seats.

— Marta Andreasen

I go to parties sometimes until four, it's hard to leave when you can't find the door.

— Joe Walsh

I explain at the parties that I believe knitting is a transformative and intriguing act that can change the life and brain of the…

— Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

I didnt write Snow White for any class, but I got bitten by the screenwriting bug and wrote a couple of scripts in my…

— Evan Daugherty

The Democrats have been there for working people in our country. That's who we are, trickle-down vs. middle-class economics. That's the major difference between…

— Nancy Pelosi