A grouch escapes so many little annoyances that it almost…

All I kin git out o' the Wickersham position on prohibition is that the distinguished jurist seems to feel that if we'd let 'em…

— Kin Hubbard

It is pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty and wealth have both failed.

— Kin Hubbard

Men are not punished for their for sins, but by them.

— Kin Hubbard

Experience is a dear teacher but he delivers th' goods.

— Kin Hubbard

Some people pay a compliment as if they expected a receipt.

— Kin Hubbard

Everything comes to him who waits, except a loaned book.

— Kin Hubbard

There are two ways to handle a woman, and nobody knows either of them.

— Kin Hubbard

If some people didn't tell you, you'd never know they'd been away on a vacation.

— Kin Hubbard

Nothing is as irritating as the fellow who chats pleasantly while he's overcharging you.

— Kin Hubbard

Very often the quiet fellow has said all he knows

— Kin Hubbard

“A good listener is usually thinking of something else.”

— Kin Hubbard

Of all the unbearable nuisances, the ignoramus that has traveled is the worst.

— Kin Hubbard

The less a statesman amounts to, the more he loves the flag.

— Kin Hubbard

One of the commonest mistakes is thinking your worries are over when your children get married.

— Kin Hubbard

The reason the way of the transgressor is hard is because it's so crowded.

— Kin Hubbard