My Minivan is very open minded when it Comes to fucking…

What police officer would dare ticket Death's minivan?

— Augusten Burroughs

It feels like we should do something," he said. "Like, send her off on a barge out to sea and set her on fire.…

— Alexandra Bracken

I would design any vehicle, but probably least likely... a minivan.

— Henrik Fisker

Or people who have one baby and go buy a minivan... how big is your baby?

— Chelsea Handler

Hamilton awkwardly folded himself into the passenger seat. "Couldn't you get something bigger?" he asked as he banged his knee against the dashboard. "We're…

— Anonymous

The only single guy driving a minivan is a guy whose mother bought the van 16 years ago...

— Mike Pesca

At the end of the day, most people really only want a minivan for a certain part of their lives, when they're forced to…

— Henrik Fisker

I think we still have a love for cars, and whether you're going to be driven in a car or whether you drive the…

— Henrik Fisker

After a while, you just want transportation, and things like cool cars or motorcycles are all about getting attention. I get all the attention…

— George Clooney

Remember that time in the minivan, twenty minutes ago, when we didn't die?

— John Green

Probably looking at a piece of paper and all the features of a minivan, the minivan is probably the best car in the world.

— Henrik Fisker

pg. 231-232: They'd given me a minivan. They could have picked any car and they picked a minivan. A minivan. O God of the…

— John Green

If you're sitting in your minivan, playing your computer animated films for your children in the back seat, is it the animation that's entertaining…

— John Lasseter

Drilling in the Refuge is completely unnecessary when we could improve the average fuel economy of cars, minivans and SUV's by just 3 miles…

— Ed Markey

If your thighs look like the hood of a white Toyota minivan after a hailstorm, you aren't juicy.

— Jeff Foxworthy