I said to Augustus, “Observation: Standing in line is a…

“Okay,” he said after forever. “Maybe okay will be our always.” “Okay,” I said. It was Augustus who finally hung up.”

— John Green

“Observation: Standing in line is a form of oppression.”

— John Green

“Wow,' he said. 'Seriously - *wow*. I mean, what are the odds that of all the people Dad might marry, the chick's son is…

— Kody Keplinger

“Why would you do that to me?” she said, her voice full of tears. “Why would you do that to anyone? Do you have…

— Chloe Cox

Thats what she said. No seriously, she just said that.

— Shane Dawson

“There's something I have to say," I said seriously, looking her in the eye. She smiled. "Oookay." She was mocking me-mocking my tone-but I…

— Kieran Scott

“Jesus Christ, really? How did you ever survive living with me as long as you did without having sex every other hour?” “With God’s…

— R. Lee Smith

“And then you met me," I said. "And then I met you," she said, smiling softly. "And all was right with the world," I…

— Fisher Amelie

“She chuckled and then said seriously, "Don't sweat it. I can only guess at what this must feel like, but you gotta just steel…

— Bethany Lovell

“You’re all tapped,” Nolan said. “Seriously tapped in the head.” Megan laughed. “I think so, too. For the record.” “Thank you,” Nolan said to…

— Marie Force

“Sometimes,” he said very seriously, “fifteen minutes is all it takes for your entire life to change.”

— Bella Andre

Said after she had been seriously ill: The doctors were very brave about it.

— Dorothy Parker

“So what do we do next? Y’know, as people in a relationship after they’ve solved a conflict.” “Pretty sure a blow job should follow…

— Alice Clayton

“You have a lot of options,” I said seriously. “I’m not the best one.” “No.” He agreed. “You’re not.” Geez, he could have said…

— Cambria Hebert

“Listen Peter,’ he said seriously. ‘What I'm about to say is extremely important, not only for your own good, but for the good of…

— Peter St. John