Q: Why did the tomato turn red? A: Because it saw the…

“And what would you like, Sharie?" asked Miss Mush. "What do you have?" asked Sharie. "Potato salad". "What else is there?" asked Sharie. "Nothing"…

— Louis Sachar

I take apart restaurant menus everywhere I go. I kind of tick off a lot of chefs in restaurants because I'll say, 'You can…

— Montel Williams

I'm big on tomato mozzarella salad. That's my favorite all-time food.

— Jan Fields

When the idea came up, (Newman's Own) I said, "Are you crazy? Stick my face on the label of salad dressing?" And then, of…

— Paul Newman

call it chicken salad

— Sarah Dessen

“I'm going to get something from the salad bar. Do you want a Frosty from Wendy's, Alex?”

— Bryan Norford

“Of course, if I had misbehaved that day, my dinner was a salad made entirely out of iceberg lettuce, with water on top instead…

— Jarod Kintz

Usually when a song comes to me, I don't ask a lot of questions; I hear something, and I just let it out in…

— Yael Naim

I eat a lot of chicken with salad or salmon with salad.

— Jennifer Ellison

No phone, a movie, a glass of wine, and some salad. Perfect!

— Kate Moss

If it's a healthy day, I'll head to the gym, then have a steak salad at the cafe next door.

— Steph McGovern

Man cannot live by bread alone. Every once in awhile he needs a salad.

— Woody Allen

I care not who hoes the lettuce of my country if I can eat the salad!

— F. Scott Fitzgerald

The addition of nuts in salad... I always find to be beneficial.

— Larry David

Love, like a chicken salad or restaurant hash, must be taken with blind faith or it loses its flavor.

— Helen Rowland