Q: What did the hungry computer eat? A: Chips, one byte at…

I pay a bit more than lip-service to health: I don't eat chips or pre-prepared food, and it might be a comedy sacrilege to…

— Jo Brand

Before I eat chips I have to look in the bag for the perfect one.

— Anonymous

Chips with every damn thing. You breed babies and you eat chips with everything.

— Arnold Wesker

The chips are in production, the machines aren't. So we've got a little bit of work left to do.

— J Allard

Catch me in Vegas spinnin' the green I re-up with more chips than a vending machine Then you can catch me in Rome making…

— Ludacris

You can never make yourself believe that you're loveable, however hard you try, because when the chips are down what you really believe rises…

— Byron Katie

It is useless not to seek, not to want, for when you cease to seek you start to find, and when you cease to…

— Samuel Beckett

What sort of date are you? Come on then, tightwad. Chips are on me. We've only got five billion years 'til the shops close.

— Rose Tyler

It's all about salsa with grain chips, tofu, turkey slices, hummus, and coconut water.

— Laurieann Gibson

One thing I know is that it is a bad idea to marry someone who had bad parents. If they hated their mother, if…

— Ellen Gilchrist

Sometimes I'm in the mood for a cookie, sometimes a bowl of chips.

— Dorit Kemsley

Stop living your life trying to please everyone, please God and let the chips fall where they may!

— Anonymous

And just so you know for the future, I like my double-chocolate chip cookies warm and soft in the middle...and without magnets glued to…

— Simone Elkeles

You should do what we do, stack chips like Hebrews.

— Puff Daddy

'Constitutional' is just a real pip of a word. Positively rolls off the tongue. In fact, it's downright fun to say. 'Con-stit-too-shun-al.' It's the…

— Paul Feig