The last free place in America is a parking spot.

When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how…

— Steven Wright

“My mind is in the gutter so often, I have an assigned parking spot.”

— Anonymous

Life is a journey, but don't worry, you'll find a parking spot at the end.

— Isaac Asimov

I will say that growing up as a kid in an urban environment and having lived in cities all my life, the one achievement…

— Saul Perlmutter

Stop thanking god for your parking spot. He had nothing to do with it, and if he did, I want nothing to do with…

— Dov Davidoff

“I love full on, like 65 mph in a handicapped parking spot.
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— Dark Jar Tin Zoo

Perhaps the most typically American place in America.

— James Bryce

Traveling makes you realize what an immeasurably nice place much of America could be if only people possessed the same instinct for preservation as…

— Bill Bryson

New York is perhaps the only place in America where you feel at the centre and not at the margins, in the provinces, so…

— Italo Calvino

If any place in America needs to close, it is Congress.

— Marjorie Taylor Greene

From the heart, there is no place in America for hatred or acts of prejudice or violence or anti-Semitism.

— Mike Pence

With my childhood and growing up in a very free place where my parents were artists and always encouraging me to explore, you wouldn't…

— Grace Potter

“When were free of this place all the ghosts will go away.”

— Manga

You have this special place - America, you want it to remain special, you better find out why it became special.

— Rush Limbaugh

According to a new study, Hawaii is the happiest place in America to live. And I thought it was just a great place to…

— Craig Ferguson