Having a 2 year old is like having a blender that you…

A two-year-old is kind of like having a blender, but you don't have a top for it.

— Jerry Seinfeld

A two-year old is like having a blender. only u have no top for it.

— Anonymous

I'm just a one-instrument player. I have been known to play a blender, but I basically play - just play the violin.

— Itzhak Perlman

I was born in a blender.

— Lorna Luft

Lightweight and slim, immersion blenders can appear to have all the grit of a Bichon Frise, but the reality is that they're no less…

— Sohla El-Waylly

I use quite a bit in my kitchen, but the one thing that's an absolute must would have to be my high-speed blender.

— Margaret Chapman

“Politics and friendships are like oil and water, you need a really good blender to make them work.”

— Kush Desai

Sometimes I wish I can Throw you in a blender, and set that bitch on frappe

— Nicholas Rose

If strawberries were girls and blueberries were boys and you put them in a blender, you'd get a gender smoothie. I am a gender…

— G Flip

Watch the D.J. Him a mix like a blender. Mix like a what? Mix like a blender.

— Reel 2 Real

I'm not a blender. I don't like people who blend into society.

— Ashlyn Harris

A food processor, or even one of those small bowls that fit on a stick blender, is a real treasure. No, that's not an…

— Yotam Ottolenghi

We're stunned by the diversity of rocks. This stuff looks like it was put into a blender.

— Steven Squyres

When you can't draw chameleons and you can't draw blenders, it's a bad idea to write strips where chameleons become blenders.

— Stephan Pastis

I'm not really caught up with celebrity women. I think a regular girl that goes to school or works at a Complex or Spin…

— Wale