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Stop trying to write sentences and start trying to write stories.

— James Patterson

A lot of aspiring writers are all ready to write a novel, but they don't know how to write sentences.

— Tom Robbins

I write different kinds of sentences, depending on what the book is, and what the project is. I see my work evolving. I'm writing…

— Paul Auster

When faced with something complex, spend the time to think about some structure, write down sentences, think about it some more, and then share…

— Steven Sinofsky

“Write the story. Don't write sentences.”

— James Patterson

I try to sit down at the typewriter four times a day, even if it's only five minutes, and write three sentences.

— Roger Zelazny

“I don't understand how an adult can write those last two sentences and not want to kill themselves for being so despicable.”

— Harvey Pekar

“That’s what I try to do—write sentences that won’t be like sand castles.”

— William Maxwell

You can teach almost anyone determined to learn them the basics required to write sentences and paragraphs that say what you want them to…

— Anne Bernays

years ago we would have been burned for this. Now what I am suggesting is that we've advanced.

— John Cleese

Marriage is meant to be more about your surrender than about your satisfaction.

— Scott Means

Going through unknown people's profiles and judging them by their pictures is totally normal.

— Pradeep Chandra

Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.

— Steven Wright

Your idea of fidelity is not having more than one man in bed at the same time.

— Frederic Raphael

She was so ugly she could make a mule back away from an oat bin.

— Will Rogers