ChristianMingleScreenNames Jehovah Thickness

I wonder: when a Jehovah's Witness dies and goes to Heaven, does God hide behind the door and pretend He's not home?

— Brian Celio

My God, whose son, as on this night, took on Him the form of man, and for man vouchsafed to suffer and bleed, controls…

— Charlotte Bronte

“I do not worship a DEAD and buried Christ at Calvary. I worship a ressurected and LIVING Christ in Heaven! Jesus Christ is alive.”

— Israelmore Ayivor

There's this great fear, and I find, lack of knowledge of Catholicism, just like I'm ignorant of other things. I think we should all…

— Catherine Hicks

Why don't Jehovah's Witnesses like Halloween? Because they cant handle the competition.

— Anonymous

“Olympus is still a patriarchy. Zeus heads his royal household as jealously as Jehovah rules his harem of dull, harp-playing angels. Both are templates…

— Cliff James

“Jehovah shall judge us according to deeds of doings.”

— Lailah Gifty Akita

May He who is the Brahman of the Hindus, the Ahura-Mazda of the Zoroastrians, the Buddha of the Buddhists, the Jehovah of the Jews,…

— Swami Vivekananda

“Jehovah, who of all the good gods adored by men was certainly the most jealous, the most vain, the most ferocious, the most unjust,…

— Bakunin Mikhail

“In order to benefit fully from the education provided in the Theocratic Ministry School, you, the student, must make a personal effort.”

— The Watchtower Bible and Tract Society

I was a curious child. I'd debate with anyone who came to the door - people from the Islamic community... Jehovah's Witnesses... anyone.

— Forest Whitaker

If Jehovah cannot support his religion without going into partnership with a State Legislature, I think he ought to give it up.

— Robert Green Ingersoll

The divine glory is an object only worthy of attention; and to display his holy character, was the design of God in creation; as…

— Lemuel Haynes

“Let's leave JAH out of messes of our own creation. Hasn't HE taken credit for enough messes. It's about Mankind not which God? JAH…

— DON SANTO

As the chosen people bore in their features the sign manual of Jehovah , so the division of labour brands the manufacturing workman as…

— Karl Marx