...I got to try the bagpipes. It was like trying to blow…

Rock music sounds like an octopus making love to a bagpipe.

— Brother Dave Gardner

She digging me, checking out my paint job I'm digging her, trying to get a blow job.

— Young Jeezy

Trying to reason with an addict was like trying to blow out a lightbulb.

— Anne Lamott

“Horkman made a sound like a bullfrog trying to give a blow job to a buffalo.”

— Dave Barry

“He had laid his head back until his scalp had contacted his spine, that far back, and opened his throat, and a sound rose…

— Denis Johnson

Constable Moore had reached the age when men can subject their bodies to the worst irritations - whisky, cigars, woolen clothes, bagpipes - without…

— Neal Stephenson

If the Scottish want to break away, I shall stand on Hadrian's Wall with a teary handkerchief, and say: 'Good riddance to the lot…

— Jeremy Clarkson

I've always said that when people start saying, 'Oh my God, why doesn't this woman put down her bagpipes?' then I will. I just…

— Lisa Stansfield

Bagpipes is a woodwind instrument, so you have to warm it up. But in a wrestling dressing room? You've got to be kidding me.

— Roddy Piper

Some men there are love not a gaping pig, some that are mad if they behold a cat, and others when the bagpipe sings…

— William Shakespeare

Initially, when I was making the bagpipes and reed instruments, it was different from the other instruments. In terms of sound itself, it may…

— Yoshi Wada

“HOrrible. The most horrible sound on earth. The sound of death and torture and the agonies of a burning hell," Lisle said. "Damn them.…

— Loretta Chase

It's hard to play with a bagpipe player. It's like an exotic bird. I love the sound, it's like strangling a goose.

— Tom Waits

“New Rule: Stop calling bagpipes a musical instrument. They're actually a Scottish Breathalyzer test. You blow into one end, and if the sound that…

— Bill Maher

I'll bet there aren't too many people hooked on crack who can play the bagpipes.

— George Carlin