If I had a mine shaft, I don't think I would just abandon…

Of a pigs taile you can never make a good shaft. [Of a pig's tail you can never make a good shaft.]

— George Herbert

Shaft' is a great country song.

— Marty Stuart

The reason that Shaft has a dominant theme song is because James Bond has a dominant theme song.

— Cheo Hodari Coker

“Thou still unravish’d shaft of breathtaking length and girth.”

— Noelle Adams

“Shaft was standing next to a newstsand about thirty yards from the Con Ed crew when Kelly came out of the red-brick highrise, the…

— Ernest Tidyman

She Got The Gold Mine, I Got the Shaft.

— Jerry Reed

Shaft was a pop culture figure along t he lines of, I guess, Dirty Harry - except that he wasn't as much of a…

— Jeffrey Wright

“The last three inches of my penis shaft are perfect. Of course, the last three and the first three are one and the same.”

— Jarod Kintz

I have found a shaft, going 29 meters [95 feet, approximately] vertically down into the ground, exactly halfway between the Chefren Pyramid and the…

— Zahi Hawass

When we meet a work of art, there's something about that encounter that isn't fixed in time, but rather, it unfixes time: the shaft…

— Ali Smith

“...I remember the oily smoke of a cigarette suspended in a shaft of sunlight - with you, everything was beautiful...”

— John Geddes A Familiar Rain

Like other beautiful things in this world, its end (that of a shaft) is to be beautiful; and, in proportion to its beauty, it…

— John Ruskin

Sometimes I wonder if I'm patriotic enough. Yes, I want to kill people, but on both sides.

— Jack Handey

At first I thought, if I were Superman, a perfect secret identity would be "Clark Kent, Dentist," because you could save money on tooth…

— Jack Handey

Sometimes life seems like a dream, especially when I look down and see that I forgot to put on my pants.

— Jack Handey