I hear you laughing, and yes you are taller than me…

Settle down, Beavis. This is only gonna hurt for like a minute or something. -Butt-Head

— Beavis And Butthead

Settle down, Beavis. This is only gonna hurt for like a minute or something.

— Beavis And Butthead

“Most of the laugh tracks on television were recorded in the early 1950s. These days, most of the people you hear laughing are dead.”

— Chuck Palahniuk

These days, most of the people you hear laughing are dead.

— Chuck Palahniuk

That's always disappointed me, to see a guy in the crowd who doesn't look like he's having fun but in general if you just…

— Mitch Hedberg

Although I cannot see your face As you flip these poems awhile, Somewhere from some far-off place I hear you laughing--and I smile.

— Shel Silverstein

The muffled thunder of dialogue comes through the walls, then a chorus of laughter. Then more thunder. Most of the laugh tracks on television…

— Chuck Palahniuk

I hear voices. A shout. A laugh. Clay's laugh. I strained to see through the night. Fog had rolled in from Lake Ontario, but…

— Kelley Armstrong

Most of the laugh tracks on television were recorded in the early 1950’s. These days, most of the people you hear laughing are dead.

— Chuck Palahniuk

“Cole: " There's the old Nik. No 'how do you do', no talk of the weather. Just a good swift kick to the balls."…

— Brodi Ashton

“Know what your name is, but you threatened to kick me in the balls earlier, so I think I’ll call you girl.”

— Nicole Jacquelyn

You know you've had a bad day when a kick in the balls is an improvement

— Kevin Redden

“You want to kick me in the balls again?” Christ, did those words just come out of my mouth?”

— Joanna Wylde

“when life decides to kick you in the balls, it sometimes wears metal cleats.”

— Rick Gualtieri

If a guy drew a charge on me, I tried to kick him in the balls.

— Charles Barkley