My rendition of the itsy bitsy spider: the itsy bitsy…

“The song is called “The Itsy Bitsy Spider,” and it is one of the saddest songs ever composed. It tells the story of a…

— Lemony Snicket

I would prefer my kids not to be in the redneck bathtub.

— Honey Boo Boo Child

For some it is harder to write a novel than to row a bathtub across the North Atlantic.

— James N. Frey

“There must be quite a few things a hot bath won’t cure, but I don’t know many of them. Whenever I’m sad I’m going…

— Sylvia Plath

Being in a floodplain is like sitting down in a bathtub.

— Robert Hunter

When someone says, 'I'm not political,' I feel like what they're saying is, 'I only care about myself. In my bathtub. Me and my…

— Julianne Moore

Being in a bathtub with Jackie Chan, I don't know, it has a way of bonding you I'll tell you that. I don't know…

— Owen Wilson

Whenever I play Las Vegas, they always give you a suite, and it's really nice, and it always comes with a large bathtub.

— Iliza Shlesinger

“Scientists may have sophisticated laboratories, But never forget 'eureka' was inspired in a bathtub.”

— Toba Beta

I remember being a bathtub singer. You know, the type that sings and everybody's like, 'Shut up.'

— Sean Paul

“I make love like I sing—in a choir, alone in the bathtub.”

— Jarod Kintz

I have a really great bathtub, and I unwind by taking baths.

— Erika Jayne

You can swim, too." he says. "Where did you learn that in District Twelve?" "We have a very big bathtub.

— Suzanne Collins

There's no way I would have got to see so much of the world, with my humble background, without modelling. We were penniless and…

— Carmen Dell'Orefice

We were so poor as kids. I didn't even see a bathtub, running water, hot water, commode - we didn't have any of that.…

— Phil Robertson