I'll bet your father spent the first year of your life…

All this stuff is so mind-blowing to me that I get to do in my life. Throwing the first pitch out at the White…

— Jonah Hill

How you recover from what life's throwing at you is what matters.

— Joe Namath

With blue vinyl-tile floor, pale-green wainscoating, pink walls, a yellow ceiling, and orange-and-white stork-patterned drapes, the expectant fathers' lounge churned with the negative energy…

— Dean Koontz

About the only thing we have left that actually discriminates in favor of the plain people is the stork.

— Kin Hubbard

“and from that day, even till now, all the storks have been called Peter. The”

— Hans Christian Andersen

The only bird that gives the poor a real tumble is the stork.

— Wilson Mizner

I will tell the stork-man.

— Tamora Pierce

I don't believe in storks. I know they don't deliver babies; they deliver pickles.

— Tracy Morgan

The stork is voiceless because there is really nothing to say.

— Will Cuppy

Can a sparrow know how a stork feels?

— Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

But to measure cause and effect... you must ensure that a simple correlation, however tempting it may be, is not mistaken for a cause.…

— Neil deGrasse Tyson

Babies are not brought by storks and poets are not produced by workshops.

— James Fenton

There would be no population explosion if people who are trying to keep the wolf from the door wouldn't let the stork fly in…

— Evan Esar

Bird taxonomy is a difficult field because of the severe anatomical constraints imposed by flight. There are only so many ways to design a…

— Jared Diamond

People understand contests. You take a bunch of kids throwing rocks at random and people look askance, but if you go and hold a…

— Don Murray