My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way.

Gays don't have a lot of testosterone. I'm talking about that they use both sides of their brain. Straight men only use one side.…

— Patti Stanger

My wife is a light eater. As soon as it's light, she starts to eat.

— Henny Youngman

The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once... You know what I did before I married? Anything I…

— Henny Youngman

I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back.

— Henny Youngman

For every nineteenth-century middle-class family that protected its wife and child within the family circle, there was an Irish ora German girl scrubbing floors…

— Stephanie Coontz

Frying gives cooks numerous ways of concealing what appeared the day before and in a pinch facilitates sudden demands, for it takes little more…

— Jean Anthelme Brillat-Savarin

There's a side to reality TV that is part education, as well. I've seen that since doing "MasterChef Junior," in terms of the effect…

— Gordon Ramsay

Larousse is an invaluable tool for any cook. I've used this great resource all throughout my cooking career, and of course I look forward…

— Thomas Keller

A combination of the qualities of the scholar, the master cook, the painter, the gastronomer, the sportsman and the pantologist, assisted by the skill…

— George Ellwanger

I'll cook the water...

— Maggie Stiefvater

What's given, in fact, always depends on the person or thing it's given to. A minor incident in the street brings the cook to…

— Fernando Pessoa

Lord, you're Irish," said Will. "Can you make things that don't have potatoes in them? We had an Irish cook once when I was…

— Cassandra Clare

Most people who open restaurants will fail, because they lack the fundamental understanding of restaurant math. Either they think they're superstar cooks or they…

— Joe Bastianich

The universe is simmering down, like a giant stew left to cook for four billion years. Sooner or later we won’t be able to…

— Arthur Bloch

I am a horrible visual artist. I can't fix a car, sew, knit, cook, etc. Statistically, there is more I don't do than do.

— Carrie Brownstein