Always store beer in dark places.

On Sundays, that's my pig out day and I do the pizza and the beer.

— Victoria Silvstedt

“Nevertheless, four years later, at the end of August 2004, a Zogby poll discovered the critical fact that 57 percent of the undecided voters…

— Charles P. Pierce

You're getting into some kind of shape, cop." Aw, come on, now." Butch grinned. "Don't let that shower we took go to your head."…

— J.R. Ward

When I get a chance to play golf or go on a boat with good people, take the boat out and put some lobsters…

— Bernie Mac

I'm Catholic and I can't commit suicide, but I plan to drink myself to death.

— Jack Kerouac

I never was a crazy liquor drinker, and I don't like beer that much - though I keep the brews at home because my…

— Danny Brown

I'm 12 years sober, so I don't have beer! When I used to drink I really liked Bass Ale!

— Kristin Davis

I can get along great with the Hispanics. In fact, I sure would like to meet them, even the politicians, maybe in the back…

— Joe Arpaio

I was never able to have three of four beers. One's too many, and ten just ain't enough. Basically it's the way I've been…

— John Daly

This ball was so crowded that it took me - a trained professional journalist with vast experience in this area - forty five minutes…

— Dave Barry

There's nothing better than having a bottle of beer in your hand in the waves.

— Dave Grohl

Good films are not made by accident, nor is good photography. You can have good things happen, on occasion, by accident that can be…

— Gordon Willis

Everybody thinks I drink beer but I actually like cider!

— Prince William

Design is all about relationships. Unfortunately, many designers don’t fully appreciate this. Some of the best design work I’ve ever done was drinking coffee…

— Daniel Burka

“I drink beer not to get drunk or because i have stress, i drink beer just because i want to share good ideas with…

— Ntambara Sylvestre Owen Berbason