Hey Sweets, this weather is so hot! Lets go to your place…

You ever hear guys with small cocks talk about sex? Can't talk about it enough. They even got poems. They'll say, 'It's not the…

— Norm MacDonald

“Oh, I see. You’re horny.” Kent cleared his throat. “I believe we’ve had more than one discussion about that adjective.” “Right,” Cali corrected, frowning…

— Zannie Adams

“You’d think that after two teenage boys admitted a long-kept secret about their sexuality to each other there would be some sort of tentative…

— David Crabb

“When your mother doesn't want to have the sex talk with you any more but instead wants to talk about the possibility that you…

— Sarra Manning

I think it's sort of disrespectful to the partner you're having sex with to talk about it.

— Gretchen Mol

Do all girls have to hear the sex talk just cause they got a boyfriend like really??

— Brandy Starr

“I hate the twaddle talk of love, whether it's about myself or about any one else. It makes me feel ashamed of my sex,…

— Anthony Trollope

I still get angry when older people assume that everyone in my generation, screws around. They're probably the same ones who think all kids…

— Judy Blume

I mean there's that awesome quote where Joanne Woodward said, 'Acting is like sex: you should do it, not talk about it.'

— Kristen Stewart

“Thank you, Spencer," Rory said. In a flash Jack was inches from her face, bending over her so that his breath could be felt…

— Alyssa Turner

“It's true that we are more open than our parents but that just means we accept sex and talk about it. It doesn't mean…

— Judy Blume

“Do you want to play a game?” he asks, his tone rich and dark and sensuous like his chocolate. Every atom in me stands…

— D.L. Hess

I now know how uncomfortable most parents have it when they're having the sex talk with their children.

— Epifania Savea

Had the big sex talk with my son. It was a bit awkward but I learned a lot cool things about vaginas and stuff.

— Nikhil Saluja

“Let me give you some advice here: People who want to have the sex talk with you will act the same way as people…

— Flynn Meaney