If you had not done such a shabby thing to me I would not…

“The best part about being kidnapped is being blindfolded and getting kicked into the trunk of a car. Boy, normally I have to beg…

— Jarod Kintz

My character was kidnapped by the Terminator and I was kidnapped by the Terminator production.

— Claire Danes

“Being her friend was like going to a tropical island for a little fun in the sun, only to be kidnapped by terrorists.”

— Lauren Beukes

It's amazing how email has changed our lives. You ever get a handwritten letter in the mail today? 'What the? Has someone been kidnapped?'

— Jim Gaffigan

There are definitely many adventures on the road with Jessica 6. It sometimes feels like we're in a movie. I was recently kidnapped by…

— Nomi Ruiz

I wrote a comedy, which hopefully [Rick director] Curtiss Clayton will bring to the screen, that I thought was the antithesis of all my…

— Daniel Handler

ever been kidnapped by a poet if i were a poet i'd kidnap you put you in my phrases and meter…

— Nikki Giovanni

“Aden St. George managed to avoid having to kill the guard stationed outside his quarry’s crypt-like cell, although the thug outside the caves hadn’t…

— Vanessa Kelly

I wasn't in a position that some other memoirists are, dealing with families who fed them meth, or kidnapped them, or did something that…

— Leigh Newman

I know people socially who live in countries where the wealth gap is more extreme than it is in America, and they live with…

— Jamie Johnson

“Sheriff, are you suggestin' the victom was kidnapped?" "I'm only statin' that, at this time, we have no body, only nonvital body parts...”

— Steve Alten

If you ever see me drinking a Bud Lite Lime, I have been kidnapped and am trying to signal you.

— Anonymous

Everyone thinks you've been kidnapped," he said. "We've been scouring the ship. When Coach Hedge finds out- oh, gods, you've been here all night?"…

— Rick Riordan

Everybody says they're opposed to torture. But everyone would do it personally if they knew it could save the life of a kidnapped child…

— Alan Dershowitz

When I was a kid I got no respect. The time I was kidnapped, and the kidnappers sent my parents a note they said,…

— Rodney Dangerfield