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A house is made of wood and stone, but only love can make it a home.

— Anonymous

I told my mother-in-law that my house was her house, and she said, 'Get the hell off my property.'

— Joan Rivers

“I was kneeling on Zed’s back and rubbing an egg into his hair with one hand as I incapacitated him with tickling from the…

— Azalea Ellis

I took my son to Coney island, I said "wanna go in the crazy house?", he said "save your money we'll be home soon"!

— Rodney Dangerfield

“...And where's Margaret Pier? I know she's not dead, even if she's almost as old as I am and twice as stubborn." "She said…

— Helen Hudson

“I was tired of being a haunted house' he said. 'Thank you for coming home.”

— Mira Grant

“You should see it,” he said. “V for Vendetta, I mean.” “Okay,” I said. “I’ll look it up.” “No. With me. At my house,”…

— John Green

I walked into the main entrance of the White House, and I said to myself, "This is sort of amazing."

— Donald Trump

Someone asked me what three things I would save if my house was on fire. I said my cat, my salamander and one of…

— Ricky Gervais

'I will not stand for being called a woman in my own house' she said.

— Evelyn Waugh

My Head of House said I lacked certain necessary qualities...like the ability to behave myself.

— Anonymous

“In an old house,' he said, 'there is sometimes an atmosphere of evil.' 'That's it, sir,' said Ellen, eagerly. 'Evil. Bad thoughts and bad…

— Agatha Christie

Uh uh uh, I wanna ride to ya house" I said "easy chick I fly to my house

— Swizz Beatz

“A beach house,” he said, “doesn’t even have to be on the beach. Though the best ones are. We all like to congregate,” he…

— Douglas Adams

I would say to the House, as I said to those who have joined this government: I have nothing to offer but blood, toil,…

— Winston Churchill