If you live in your sense, slowly, with attention, if you…

I squirrel away sealed greeting cards that people give me so I can open them later when I'm having a bad day.

— Emily Procter

I'm interested in humor, and greeting cards just happen to be a perfect medium for my message. They're accessible to everyone, and thanks to…

— Anne Taintor

Don't send funny greeting cards on birthdays or at Christmas. Save them for funerals when their cheery effect is needed.

— P. J. O'Rourke

We can talk about courage and love and compassion until we sound like a greeting card store, but unless we're willing to have an…

— Brené Brown

I don't turn to greeting cards for wisdom and advice, but they are a fine reflection of the general drift of the culture.

— Susan Orlean

Mothers are not the nameless, faceless stereotypes who appear once a year on a greeting card with their virtues set to prose, but women…

— Erma Bombeck

Greeting cards routinely tell us everybody deserves love. No. Everybody deserves clean water. Not everybody deserves love all the time.

— Zadie Smith

I'm not sure I knew what an entrepreneur was when I was ten, but I knew that starting little businesses and trying to sell…

— Steve Case

i found religion in the greeting card aisle now i know hallmark was right

— Ani DiFranco

My skin may have wrinkles but it's because I'm smiling so much. That might sound like some terrible American greetings card, but I feel…

— Olivia Williams

We are so convinced of the goodness of ourselves, and the goodness of our love, we cannot bear to believe that there might be…

— Zadie Smith

Each time you toss out a 'singing' greeting card, you are disposing of more computing power than existed in the entire world before 1950.

— Paul Saffo

I honestly never intended food to occupy so much of my creative work. Food-writing often seems about to plummet straight into sentimentality. I think…

— Diana Abu-Jaber

There's all kinds of love in the world, and not all of it looks like the stuff in greeting cards.

— Jennifer Weiner

I ignore Hallmark Holidays. And this comes from a guy who has sold a million Opus greeting cards.

— Berkeley Breathed