Love is when your counterpart is sleeping and you make…

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— Anonymous

“He’s brought me breakfast. In bed. And he’s done it shirtless. Women of America, be jealous.”

— Jasinda Wilder

“Abigail,’ he says. ‘I thought it was you.’ ‘Hi!’ I say loudly. ‘Mark!’ ‘Who?’ says Robert. Fuck, he doesn’t know his real name. Why…

— Gemma Burgess

Listen Mototo, you better treat this lady like a queen. Because you, my friend, you have found yourself a perfect woman. If I ever…

— Smoochy01

Every love relationship rests on an unwritten agreement unthinkingly concluded by the lovers in the first weeks of their love. They are still in…

— Milan Kundera

When I was young, I would make my parents breakfast in bed on Saturday mornings.

— Tom Douglas

“What would you say to a loved one if you had only a few seconds to impart a last message? What language does love…

— Angela Elwell Hunt

“Where's my life gone? Where's it going? Looking across the grassy marshland to Flint and up the coast to Point Of Air, I start…

— Kevin Sampson

I'd have made you breakfast in bed if you'd taught me how to cook.

— Anonymous

How can I be expected to love someone who tries such crude manipulations as bringing me breakfast in bed?

— Matt Groening

She: Can I have breakfast in bed? Me: If you want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen.

— Wandini

I like to have my breakfast in bed, and I use that time to watch the recorded shows on my TiVo. I seldom watch…

— Alison Brie

“If I choose to take the time and make you breakfast in bed, a simple thank you is all we need -- not all…

— Glenn Hefley

My husband's so good at spoiling me. He'll have some special tricks up his sleeve. I'm just saying I hope it involves sleeping-in and…

— Alyson Hannigan

I always wanted to be a movie star. I thought it meant being famous and having breakfast in bed. I didn't know you had…

— June Allyson