You can't imagine what satisfaction can be gotten from…

When Arsene Wenger called me to tell me that he would like me to come to his club, I don't think you imagine the…

— Gervinho

I've always had this American-pie face that would get work in commercials... I'd say things like, 'Hi, Marge, how's your laundry?' and 'Hi, I'm…

— Teri Garr

Harry Styles threw a cream pie at my face in front of 15,000 people to thank me for the months we spent on the road.

— Mabel

I think there should be laughs in everything. Sometimes, it's a slammed door, a pie in the face or just a recognition of our…

— Alan Rickman

A pie in the face is funny. Comedy gold.

— Matthew Moy

Pie throwing is kind of a lost art, and although it may be a rather rudimentary, burlesque humor, there's something inherently funny about taking…

— Johnny Carson

Whatever happened to a good pie-in-the-face joke?

— Brooke Elliott

I will take a pie in the face any time for a worthy cause.

— Cheryl Richardson

“It's like the old pie-in-the-face routine: it stops being funny when it starts being you.”

— Stephen King

If someone throws a pie at your face, just open your mouth really wide and say, 'Thanks for feeding me, a**hole.'

— Demetri Martin

“Humor without sadness is just pie in the face”

— Cath Crowley

I like to make pies. That's kind of my new obsession - peach, blueberry, apple, strawberry. I make a really good pumpkin pie with…

— Morgan Saylor

I think the best Thanksgiving we ever had was one where we didn't even have a turkey. Mom and Dad sat us kids down…

— Jack Handey

Lord, you're Irish," said Will. "Can you make things that don't have potatoes in them? We had an Irish cook once when I was…

— Cassandra Clare

Except for the scale of the operation, there was nothing unusual about Hitler's massacre of the Jews. Genocide's an old tradition, as human as…

— Edward Abbey