And I did say excuse me, with my butt. Apparently you…

“Excuse me for eating 'I shouldn't' is the starter to every woman's meal. Then, she declares, she'll do herself a deal, and 'be naughty'…

— Elseawrotethat

People come up to me on the street and make some little joke - like they'll say, 'Excuse me, sir, what time is it?'…

— Teller

If Someone Says You Are Not Looking Good. . . . . . . . . Just Say. , Excuse Me. . I am Not Your Mirror

— Anonymous

“Other people say, “Hello” or “Goodbye!” We always say, “Excuse me,” no matter what we’re doing.’ He threw up his hands. ‘No more apologies!…

— Kurt Vonnegut Jr

If someone tells you you're ugly...well, just be nice and say...'Excuse me...I'm not your mirror!'

— Anonymous

There was a time when I could walk down the street, Hollywood Boulevard or Beverly Drive, and somebody would come up to you and…

— Billy Bob Thornton

They would say, 'Okay, do KP,' and I would say, 'Excuse me, but I can't do KP. I'll do it tomorrow if that's all…

— Marvin Gaye

“Take the initiative with deliberate steps to be a polite person: 1. Cover your mouth when you cough or sneeze. 2. Reciprocate a thoughtful…

— Susan C. Young

I love it when I bump into a wall and say excuse me!

— Nishan Panwar

I tried to think of something to say. Excuse me? Hello? Marry me? Anything would have done.

— Rick Riordan

Cassandra, when you want to speak to me, you should say 'Excuse me, Mrs. Johnson.' Then wait until you get my attention." "Excuse me,…

— Pseudonymous Bosch

I say excuse me when I burp even if nobody is around.. True gentleman

— Davey C

At the height of rush hour, people on the London underground actually say "excuse me." Imagine what would happen if you tried an insane…

— Dave Barry

I man say excuse me for a moment for a introduction. Fus one fi mi Muma but mi Pupa last son.

— Junior Delgado

That moment when someone bumps into you and doesn't say excuse me or sorry.

— Sheng Faltiquera