Nothing wise was ever printed upon an apron.

...Hardly. A ragged apron does not a waiter make.

— Eoin Colfer

Naughty John, Naughty John, does his work with his apron on. Cuts your throat and takes your bones, sells 'em off for a coupla…

— Libba Bray

If God had meant men to have children, he would have given them a PVC apron.

— Victoria Wood

One of the few articles of clothing that a man won't try to remove from a woman is an apron.

— Marilyn vos Savant

I had no occasion for an apron on that morning.

— Anonymous

I've never been an apron fan; it's all too cumbersome to me.

— Guy Fieri

“~“She likes my dog, doesn’t take my crap, and looks at me like I can be the kind of man Dad was. When she…

— Marina Adair

I'm in need of a man apron. A very manly apron.

— Mike D

“paisley apron, has her back to me. Her curly brown hair is locked away in pigtails, and she looks like she just stepped”

— Ella James

“That's it, Uncle Huey!" Imogene Duckworthy whipped off her apron and flung it onto the slick, stainless steel counter. "I quit!" If only her…

— Kaye George

“On closer notice of her apron, he said, "Is that-?" "The Mad Hatter," she said. "I told you, I have a collection." "You collect…

— Donna Kauffman

The pros and cons of using the apron are likely above my pay grade, but with or without it, the Indy 500 is always…

— Charlie Kimball

If I am wearing an apron, shits about to get crazy in the kitchen.

— Anonymous

Yonder come little Rosie, how in the world do you know. I can tell her by her apron, and the dress she wore.

— Lead Belly

“Zed and Sky had stayed behind and were chatting with Will, Sky sitting on Zed's knee as if nothing was going to get them…

— Joss Stirling