Who knew that insanity came in hot flashes?

I knew my ways were unfulfilling. I chased power, pleasure, possessions, something satisfying. I knew I kept getting let down. I knew it was…

— Lecrae

“Squeeze! squeeze! squeeze! all morning long; I squeezed that sperm till I myself almost melted into it; I squeezed that sperm till a strange…

— Herman Melville

“He remained still for a moment, not long enough for her to wonder if she’d made a mistake. Then he took charge, wrapping his…

— MJ Fredrick

I came in hot, then I saw. As soon as I arrived then this shit popped off.

— TI

“She pulled back, but not abruptly. His eyes were the darkest indigo blue that she had ever seen. She let a faint smile curl…

— Eloisa James

“Good twin calling evil twin. The weasel crows at midnight. How copy?" "Oh, for mercy's sake... I'm busy! Stop sending me silly messages in…

— Katie MacAlister

“In human studies, black cohosh has been found to decrease hot flashes associated with menopause. Unlike conventional estrogen effects on individuals predisposed to breast…

— Daniel G. Amen

“Black cohosh is highly estrogenic and is often used for normalizing female hormonal levels during menopause and to alleviate menopausal symptoms such as hot…

— Stephen Harrod Buhner

You know, these conservative women, somebody really needs to go repossess their ovaries. Really, truly, they have no right to them. They are fabulous,…

— Randi Rhodes

[Newlyweds,] these optimistic young bastards, promise to honor and cherish each other through hot flashes and mid-life crises and a cumulative 50-pound weight gain,…

— Jenna McCarthy

“In these days of physical fitness, hair dye, and plastic surgery, you can live much of your life without feeling or even looking old.…

— Nora Ephron

Thank God I'm over the hill. The only heat I have left comes from hot flashes, my promiscuity is confined to thewords one size…

— Florence King

Listen to this, sometime in ten years before menopause, you may experience symptoms including all month pms, fluid retention, insomnia, depression, hot flashes or…

— Charlotte York

“[Hot flashes] are the prime cause of sleep disruption in women over age fifty, Suzanne Woodward of Wayne State University School of Medicine reports.…

— Michael Smolensky

wishes for sons by Lucille Clifton i wish them cramps. i wish them a strange town and the last tampon. I wish them no…

— Lucille Clifton