You know sometimes football turns on the slightest biscuit…

I cannot go any further without mentioning my favourite biscuit of all time, now sadly, tragically, extinct. The oaty, crumbly, demerara notes of the…

— Nigel Slater

“If you got the devil to pay, he'll want extra red-eye on his biscuit. He always do.”

— Randy Thornhorn

Cruise the diamond district with my biscuit.

— Lil' Kim

“If something’s worth doing, then it’s worth doing properly, even if it is only offering a biscuit with a cup of tea.”

— Hazel Gaynor

“Well, butter my butt and call me a biscuit, you don’t know how to dance, do you, Josephine?” I didn’t know how to dance.…

— Ruta Sepetys

If anyone tells me I'm fat, I say, - That's because every time I make love to your wife, she gives me a biscuit

— Clement Freud

Mixing things up, one biscuit at a time

— Anonymous

Biscuit eaters never leave any crumbs, that is why they have bigger bums!..

— Melchor Lim

Baby I wanna Give you the business. After that sop you up with a biscuit.

— Red Cafe

It's said the FA chairman (Keith Wiseman) would travel 200 miles to open a biscuit tin. Why?

— Ken Bates

“I saw the animal's body tense expectantly as he saw the treat in my palm. Unfortunately, it seemed in question as to whether the…

— Lisa Kleypas

“Done there. Been that. Bought the biscuit.”

— Judith Fitzgerald

“Ben sighed, his mouth crammed with biscuit. "You don't trust us at all, do you? You think we're going to whip out our knobs…

— Kate Saunders

If your slave commits a fault, do not smash his teeth with your fists; give him some of the (hard) biscuit which famous Rhodes…

— Martial

You got to risk it if you want the biscuit.

— Len Goodman