I haven't laughed so much over anything since the hogs ate…

If you don't have wrinkles, you haven't laughed enough.

— Phyllis Diller

My mother, Southern to the bone, once told me, "All Southern literature can be summed up in these words: 'On the night the hogs…

— Pat Conroy

This making of Christians will raise the price of hogs.

— William Shakespeare

Watch out when you're getting all you want. Fattening hogs ain't in luck.

— Joel Chandler Harris

“My opinion was that if hogs are biting you so often that you have to stop and make up a specific word for it,…

— Charles Frazier

I grew up castrating hogs on an Iowa farm, so when I come to Washington, I'll know how to cut pork.

— Joni Ernst

There warn't anybody at the church, except maybe a hog or two, for there warn't any lock on the door, and hogs likes a…

— Mark Twain

The water won't clear up until we get the hogs out of the creek.

— Jim Hightower

Nature does not pile up 1000 hogs, then hope for the best.

— Joan Dye Gussow

I hunt feral hogs. I try not to shoot creatures. That doesn't do anything for me. But big, nasty, smelly, bristly things with tusks…

— David Feherty

Expect hogs to eat a lot more in the presence of a lot of hog wash.

— Charlie Munger

When we know as much about people as hog specialists know about hogs, we'll be better off.

— Anonymous

I'm livin' high on the hog, and let me tell you, hogs make a terrible foundation.

— Stephen Colbert

Just watch. Pigs get fat, hogs get slaughtered. When you try to take it too far, people turn the other way. I'm just telling…

— Mark Cuban

No man should be allowed to be President who does not understand hogs.

— Harry S. Truman