Keep it in your pants, Day.

I don't care about image and all that nonsense. I'm in sweat pants every day. I don't play the game at all.

— Zach Braff

I'm going to be pulling my pants up all day, and I'm just going to have a terrible day. Because if your clothes don't…

— Ashley Graham

I might wear skinny pants one day; I might wear thrift shop pants the next day.

— Post Malone

“How had she become one of those people who wears yoga pants all day? She used to make fun of those people. With their…

— Jenny Offill

“Don’t take this the wrong way. Don’t take this to mean I don’t like you, because I do. But I have totally wanted to…

— Lauren Blakely

“This was a true pants-pooping moment.”

— Dinah Katt

We segregate men from women, and no matter how many times we insist that men and women are equal, men and women should be…

— W. J. T. Mitchell

If you take off your pants and her first reaction is, "Awwww, look at it...like a little baby Jesus." Time to buy a Porsche.

— Dave Attell

I remember my own life as a small boy, son of Jewish immigrants, in a janitor's flat on Orchard and Stanton streets on the…

— Jacob K. Javits

...that in spite of living in a mansion an American is not above wearing a pair of secondhand pants, bought for fifty cents.

— Jhumpa Lahiri

Style is innate to who I am. My father gave me a picture the other day. I must have been about seven, and I…

— Dylan McDermott

I used to always pull my jersey out of my pants. Earl Tatum was like that, too. I was just more comfortable. There were…

— Bo Ellis

I think-I need to ask an embarrassing question. Do you think I could borrow a pair of scrubs? I-uh-my pants-" "Oh!" Cried the poor…

— Maggie Stiefvater

“And no man, not even Cyprien, could chase a girl with his pants down.”

— Lynn Viehl

Sometimes life seems like a dream, especially when I look down and see that I forgot to put on my pants.

— Jack Handey