Bad news? Oh, festering fungus! What sort of bad news?

Even as global warming increases the frequency of El Nino and the Atlantic event, their effects are being amplified by the annual loss of…

— Alex Shoumatoff

“Tunnel vision is caused by an optic fungus that multiplies when the brain is less energetic than the ego. It is complicated by exposure…

— Tom Robbins

Bureaucracy is like a fungus that contaminates everything.

— Jaime Lerner

“My soldiers are a mutation of the social species; they are the fungus growing on a great dirty mistake.”

— Anonymous

I'm like a fungus; you can't get rid of me.

— Adam Baldwin

"I'm hoping that the more you see me, the more I'll grow on you." "Like a fungus?

— Charlaine Harris

The vice-president of an advertising agency is a bit of executive fungus that forms on a desk that has been exposed to conference.

— Fred Allen

A critic is to an author as a fungus to an oak.

— Edward Abbey

“You are to me what fungus is to cheese”

— Rhoda Sarah

Studying fungus is a way to mold young minds

— Nikhil Saluja

“I hate you. You are the reason fungus exists. You are the slime that grows in swamps that even acid can’t break down—” “How…

— Dee Tenorio

Absence makes the heart grow fungus.

— Bare Naked Ladies

My body is sometimes this thing I look at and think, 'What strange, alien thing grew around my consciousness?' It's like this weird fungus…

— Rain Dove

I change my socks often, because I had bad bouts of athlete's foot fungus infections as a kid. I may be able to change…

— Bill Nye

“I never thought I’d be saved by a funky fungus!”

— Minecrafty Family