The sun's outside the bathroom window, trying to show us…

I want to keep sleeping, but the sun outside my window has other ideas: First blind her. Then jab her eyeballs with scorching-hot daggers.

— Natasha Friend

“We're all trying to keep up in this stupid race But that won't be much fun When we're floating in space.”

— John Symeou

Singing in the bathroom is interior stupidity. Outside the bathroom is exterior absurdity.

— Mohammad MUSTAFA

Through the small tall bathroom window the December yard is gray and scratchy, the tree calligraphic.

— Dave Eggers

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I climb up your bathroom window again?

— Nikhil Saluja

I grew up in Gladstone, Alabama, on a dirt road, with an outside bathroom.

— Mathew Knowles

“It's a natural progress, but still. That thing about the cow is so stupid. Do I look like a cow to you?”

— Meg Cabot

That's the thing with sci-fi and action roles. You have to play the danger as real. If you don't, you end up with egg…

— Victoria Pratt

“Best Freinds They know how stupid you look and still chose to be seen in public with you”

— Suzanne McMinn

We often complain of the stupid people around us, but we didn't realize they help us a lot, from their stupid actions we learn…

— NO VOICE

It's ironic how the people that take a picture of themself in the mirror can't see how stupid they look.

— Nikhil Saluja

I try not to worry about what that's going to look like. If you worry about looking stupid, that's when you look really stupid.

— Rob Schneider

This one goes out to all my critics: don't you feel stupid? Look how I did it. Look how it came to pass when…

— Nicki Minaj

What is stupidity? It is when you still communicating the person you need to forget.

— Kara Angela

“(Quoting her friend Tom Black on an amateur hunter's injury:) "Lion, rifles -- and stupidity.”

— Beryl Markham