Life Quotes by Chuck Palahniuk

“Your name told you just how your life would go.”

— Chuck Palahniuk

It's not living alone if you keep a rifle under the bed.

— Chuck Palahniuk

“It took my whole life to buy this stuff.”

— Chuck Palahniuk

The same as real life, there is no happily ever after.

— Chuck Palahniuk

“The charm of travelling is everywhere I go, tiny life.”

— Chuck Palahniuk

I spend most of my life just listening to people.

— Chuck Palahniuk

“Writing an honest blog is how you unlive your life.”

— Chuck Palahniuk

I want my whole life lined with a topical anesthetic.

— Chuck Palahniuk

Mylife might be little and boring, but at least it’s mine - not some assembly-line, secondhand, hand-me-down life.

— Chuck Palahniuk

Kids grow up connected to nothing these days, plugged in and living lives boosted to them from other people.

— Chuck Palahniuk

Pretty much always. We need to tell the story of our life to someone.

— Chuck Palahniuk

You see, life only turns out good or bad for only a little bit. And then it turns out some other way.

— Chuck Palahniuk

“Our great war is a spiritual war. Our great depression is our lives.”

— Chuck Palahniuk

You love me. You ignore me. You save my life, then you cook my mother into soap.

— Chuck Palahniuk

My whole life is about forgetting. It's my most valuable job skill.

— Chuck Palahniuk

If the living are haunted by the dead, then the dead are haunted by their own mistakes.

— Chuck Palahniuk

“If you just worked hard enough. If you just learned enough. Ran fast enough. Everything would turn out right, and your life…

— Chuck Palahniuk

“You can tell people the truth, but they'll never believe you until the event. Until it's too late. In the meantime, the…

— Chuck Palahniuk

“This is how I found the strength not to get on with my former life. This is how I found the courage…

— Chuck Palahniuk

“We were all so wor­ried about our worst fears, squeez­ing frogs, eat­ing worms, poi­sons, as­bestos, we nev­er con­sid­ered how bor­ing life would…

— Chuck Palahniuk

“Brandy says, "Don't you see? Because we're so trained to do life the right way. To not make mistakes." Brandy says, "I…

— Chuck Palahniuk

The best way to waste your life, is by taking notes. The easiest way to avoid living is to just watch. Look…

— Chuck Palahniuk

I want out of the labels. I don't want my whole life crammed into a single word. A story. I want to…

— Chuck Palahniuk

“I'm not straight, and I'm not gay. I'm not bisexual. I want out of the labels. I don't want my whole life…

— Chuck Palahniuk

“I am helpless. I am stupid, and all I do is want and need things. My tiny life. My little shit job.…

— Chuck Palahniuk

“Where I'm at is a big Episcopal church in downtown Newark, New Jersey, sitting in the dark while I try to rescue…

— Chuck Palahniuk

So often with beginning writers, the story that they want to start with is the most important story of their life -…

— Chuck Palahniuk

No matter how careful you are, there's going to be the sense you missed something, the collapsed feeling under your skin that…

— Chuck Palahniuk

“The best way to waste your life is by taking notes. The easiest way to avoid living is to just watch. Look…

— Chuck Palahniuk

You think maybe if you just work harder and faster, you can hold off the chaos, but then one day you’re changing…

— Chuck Palahniuk

“Life insurance pays off triple if you die on a business trip. I prayed for wind shear effect. I prayed for pelicans…

— Chuck Palahniuk

You buy furniture. You tell yourself, this is the last sofa I will ever need in my life. Buy the sofa, then…

— Chuck Palahniuk

“Imagine immortality, where even a marriage of fifty years would feel like a one-night stand. Imagine seeing trends and fashions blur past…

— Chuck Palahniuk

“Prepare to evacuate soul in ten, in nine, eight. Chloe's splashing through the ankle-deep back-up of renal fluid from her failed kidneys.…

— Chuck Palahniuk

“You digest and absorb your life by turning it into stories,' he says, 'the same way this theater seems to digest people.'…

— Chuck Palahniuk

“Warning: If you are reading this then this warning is for you. Every word you read of this useless fine print is…

— Chuck Palahniuk

“Every last minute of my life has been preordained and I'm sick and tired of it. How this feels is I'm just…

— Chuck Palahniuk

What you have to understand, is your father was your model for God. If you're male and you're Christian and living in…

— Chuck Palahniuk

I don't want to die without any scars.

— Chuck Palahniuk

Love and life belongs to great risk.

— Chuck Palahniuk