If you gave [Jerry] Falwell an enema he could be buried in…

If you could see the instructions that I gave Jerry to begin with, I'd be embarrassed.

— Tim LaHaye

I know Jerry [Falwell] fairly well, and he's probably not bright enough to recognize all of the implications of what he said.

— John Shelby Spong

A mere collector of supposed facts is as useful as a collector of matchboxes.

— Lucien Febvre

I was taught that candles are like house cats - domesticated versions of something wild and dangerous. There's no way to know how much…

— Sloane Crosley

Philosophy is like a normal personal organizer, but it's smaller than a matchbox.

— Oscar Wilde

If Neptune were analogized with a Chevy Impala in mass, then how big is pluto compared to that? Pluto would be a matchbox car…

— Neil deGrasse Tyson

I wish I had a nickel for every song that I've left in the bathroom, written down on a matchbox, or just totally forgotten…

— Tommy Shaw

The original necessity for the ceaseless presence of the woman to maintain that altar fire - and it was an altar fire in very…

— Charlotte Perkins Gilman

As a kid, I loved my Matchbox cars, my Big Wheels, and the race cars on TV. When I laid eyes on my first…

— Andy Lally

My capacity for happiness," he added, "you could fit into a matchbox without taking out the matches first

— Douglas Adams

Bouillabaisse is only good because cooked by the French, who, if they cared to try, could produce an excellent and nutritious substitute out of…

— Norman Douglas

Jerry Falwell can go straight to hell - and I mean that in a Christian way.

— Jimmy Carter

During my time in the entourages of Jerry Falwell and Pat Robertson, I never saw either of them attack and punish those who disagree,…

— Mel White

“My kind of Supreme Being would rather that people worship no gods than false gods and would prefer eternal discourse with Carl Sagan than…

— Anonymous

Better to be a first-class matchbox than a second-class match.

— Haruki Murakami